swishism

When a bus or tube terminates here in the big smoke, the driver comes on the PA and says “All Change”,  everybody, except those asleep, does so.

Interestingly, when a driver keeps the doors open at a station and explains over the PA that “we’ll just be held here for a few moments, due to signal problems”,  he is not disbelieved either.

Question: What would happen if both messages we’re broadcast at the same time.
Answer:  Something like the record industry we as we currently know it.

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